Nobody Is Laughing In Hell!

Luke 16:22-24, “And it came to pass, that the beggar died, and was carried by the angels into Abraham's bosom: the rich man also died, and was buried; And in hell he lift up his eyes, being in torments, and seeth Abraham afar off, and Lazarus in his bosom. And he cried and said, Father Abraham, have mercy on me, and send Lazarus, that he may dip the tip of his finger in water, and cool my tongue; for I am tormented in this flame.”

One of the most famous Late Night TV hosts is Conan O'Brien. On his popular NBC's 'Late Night With Conan O'Brien' (1993-2009), in 2008 he sang a horrible song mocking the reality of Hell. Conan Mocks God! Romans 1:18, “For the wrath of God is revealed from heaven against all ungodliness and unrighteousness of men, who hold the truth in unrighteousness.” Here is the song if you want to hear it, but I warn you the lyrics may be offensive to some listeners. This was aired on national television. ...

“I'm a Gonna Go To Hell When I Die” —Conan O'Brien

Conan O'Brien makes a mockery of Hell. In the despicable song titled: “Go To Hell When I Die” by a group of perverts who call themselves The Booty Boys, Conan is the featured singer. Conan has really hit rock bottom with this sleaze. Here are the sinful lyrics:

Editor's note: The lyrics cited in this story may be offensive. 

I'm Gonna Go To Hell When I DieI'm Gonna Go To Hell When I DieI'm Gonna Go To Hell When I DieI'm Gonna Go To Hell When I Die 

I can't be saved, it's too late for meI'm going to H-E Double L when I D-I-EYou could say I'm messed up, but I'm keepin' it realI'll sleep with your mom for a home cooked mealGive a guy with no legs a new pair of shoesAnd give Ben Affleck a bottle of boozeI Call up Nick Lechey, tell him he's gayThen ask Jessica to spell Chevrolet 

ChorusI sent Al Roker a box of crullersWith a dozen jelly donuts and a staple removerI sent Abe Vigoda a cookie basketWith some flowers and a catalogue to pick out a casketJacked Michael J. Fox for his time machineThen I grabbed a couple hookers and Charlie SheenAnd got 'em all to take a trip back in time with meSo we could pee on R. Kelly when he turned 14 

ChorusI pick Kirstie Alley up out of the gutterThrow her in a ring with Sally StruthersCover them with syrup and melted butterAnd see how long it takes before they eat each otherI challenge Stephen Hawkings to some one on oneSlam dunk on that bitch like Alan IversonTried to race Andy Dick but he lost controlRan his mother-f**king car into Billy Joel 

ChorusPush an old lady down a flight of stairsAnd pull out the rest of Ron Howard's hairAnd lock a PETA member in a room full of bearsAnd hook Gary Coleman up with a job at the fairKeep an unofficial count of Star Jones' chinsCast Hillary Swank and Matt Damon as twinsStart a petition that Conan will hateGet the Tonight Show cancelled in 2008  

SONG: GO TO HELL WHEN I DIE

Do you think God is humored by such wickedness? Do you think God laughs in good humor while unsaved sinners sing about going to Hell. God's wrath rests upon all Christ-rejecting sinners. Psalm 7:11 states that God is angry with the wicked EVERY DAY. We read in Proverb 14:9, “Fools make a mock at sin...” To no surprise, Conan O'Brien legally officiated over Late Night TV's first same-sex marriage in New York on November 4, 2011.

All they do on Late Night TV is joke about sin—homosexuality, adultery, drunkenness and going to Hell. In another episode, Conan portrays Jesus as being a homosexual voyeur (a viewer who enjoys seeing the sex acts or sex organs of others). This is how they portray the sinless Lamb of God on TV. This is the horrible way they mock and desecrate the Son of God. Most of their guests do the same. Everything is about sex, perversion, illegal-drugs, mocking God, et cetera. Why should God bless America?

Conan sings that he's going to Hell when he dies. Sadly, he will one day be condemned out of the words of his own mouth. Matthew 12:36, “But I say unto you, That every idle word that men shall speak, they shall give account thereof in the day of judgment.” How much more shall men give account for blasphemy?Kindly, Conan's Roman Catholic religion won't help him escape the fires of Hell on Judgment Day. ONLY through faith in the cross of Jesus Christ WITHOUT WORKS can anyone be saved, NOT through religion or merit. 

I don't condemn anyone, for the Bible condemns all of us as guilty, rotten, hell-deserving, sinners (Romans 3:10-23). For someone to openly sing with cheer that they're going to burn in Hell is truly heart-breaking. Hell is forever! Conan, just as Mandy Moore, and other God-haters, has sold his soul to Satan. Why would anyone joke of such a horrible place as Hell, where lost sinners burn in fire forever? Evidently Conan doesn't take Hell very seriously. I pray for his salvation, but as Jesus said in Luke 18:24, “How hardly shall they that have riches enter into the kingdom of God!” What further saith the Scripture? ...

"In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ: Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power." —2nd Thessalonians 1:8-9

Is it a joke to you also dear reader? God is not willing for any to perish (2nd Peter 3:9). Please come to Christ while you still can. Revelation 20:15, “And whosoever was not found written in the book of life was cast into the lake of fire.” God created Hell for the Devil and his angels, not for humanity. Matthew 25:41, “Then shall he say also unto them on the left hand, Depart from me, ye cursed, into everlasting fire, prepared for the devil and his angels:” Matthew 25:46, “And these shall go away into everlasting punishment: but the righteous into life eternal.” I assure you dear friend, on the authority of the inspired Word of God, that nobody is laughing in Hell. 

God knows that I didn't write this article to be mean or to criticize anyone, but simply because I care about you, and I want you to go to Heaven someday. There are only two places to go when someone dies—Heaven or Hell. There is nothing in between. Annihilation (ceasing to exist) is a false teaching. Life is short, Hell is hot, and eternity is a long time!!! It is a matter of whether or not you believe the Holy Bible. Please don't go to Hell! 

Nobody Is Laughing In Hell (MP3 sermon by Pastor Phil Kidd)